NEW TV PROGRAMMING ANNOUNCED
Television executives announced plans today to launch a new enterprise: The All Scare and Scandal
Network-featuring the sort of programming they are sure will appeal to the lowest common denominator-here and abroad.
"Let's face it",an anonymous executive said. "We need to appeal to folks who will be inspired by large numbers of commercials: folks who will go out there and buy
some of those crappy vehicles our Advertisers are trying to unload;people who will identify with carefully-chosen "victims";people who will vote:appropriately and predictably;people who can appreciate the whole ASS